A singalong number about responsible use of social media.
lyrics
Don’t Put Your Bottom On Facebook
Don’t Put your bottom on Facebook,
Don’t Instagram things you’ll regret,
If you’re twisted and bitter, don’t post it on Twitter,
‘Cause no one will let you forget.
When Billy was 18, he selfied,
A picture of his bottom parts,
But now he’s a grown up he still has to own up,
To the picture where he looks like an absolute idiot.
In the school play your Sally was singing,
And struggling to hit the right pitch,
Jo tweeted she sounds like a dying hound,
Now everyone knows Jo’s a big meany.
Jimmy thought he was cool when they passed him the joint,
So he posed and he smiled as he sucked,
But the viewers ain’t minimal of him being a criminal,
And his mother has told him he’s fully grounded.
It can be hard to wipe things from memory,
They will search you when you go for a job,
So think before you send, would you want your children,
To see you behave like a not very wholesome individual?
